Sunburnt on Monday, May 30, 2005
Hmmm pls dun read this entry before having ur meal. Oh well. This morning i was listening to 98.7 and as usual Dan and Grace were having their morning madness syndrome. They were on the topic of toilet-paper producing workers going on strike in Finland. Can u juz imagine one day we have to ration our toilet paper..and that while we poo there is this security guard supervising the area of toilet paper u used for ur pooing. Goodness.
SOmehow, this topic will inevitably lead to the topic of POO. Have u ever wondered how many different kinds of POO there are?
1.The sinker(as the name suggests)
2.The floater.(")
3.The GHOST. (after u drop it, u look at down and u see nothing!) YEW!
4.Green Moss monster (as the name per se suggests)
5.Visble one (still can see food on it, like fruit and nuts, chilli skin hahahaha)
6.Steambath (wan to come out but cannot come out..and u can feel ur ass warming up to a steam bath haha)
Alright folks, juz imagine my reaction when i heard this over 98.7 this morning, i was literally inside laughing inside my office... FREAKING GROSS.
So what do u call a big grizzly bear with no teeth?
(gummy)
So what kind of transport do bees take to school?
(school buzz)
Have u ever wondered why there are fences around cemeteries?
(coz ppl are juz "dying" to get in)
Yesterday night went with linda to coffee bean Tampines, as usual catching up with any latest updates. She told me about she and Estee celebrated Wendy's birthday at fullerton 1. It was quite a novel idea esp when it comes from Lim teh. oops. I told her of some recurrent nightmares i have regarding tekong..and she continue to remind me what time i should book in back to army camp. Oh well...those were the days when after meeting her i have to hurry to take the last ferry back that cursed, faraway, condemned, island.
After i came back home last night, i was watching this freaking hilarious show on TV called Scare-tacular. As the name of the show incites, it's about friends who wan to give a big scare to their frens. THus you have the victim, the accomplice, and of coz the actors and actresses. I remember this one when this group of gals who were invited to this cabin for some night out, of whom one is the victim. While conversing, the victim saw a bulky guy carrying a large knife, with a mask on his face at the window. The rest of the gals turn around to see nothing. One of their guy fren(actor) went out to get something with a walkie talkie on his hand. The victim keep swearing that she really saw this guy with a freaky look on the mask and a knife. SUddenly they heard from the walkie talkie the guy asking them to lock the door immediately..they heard shouting from the walkie talkie. THe victim and the rest of the gals started to scream and everything was in a frenzy. Suddenly the psycho appeared and break the glass. THe victim was incredibly dumbfounded.
Finally, of her frens ask her the golden question. "are u scared". When she said that yes she is very scared, then the truth is revealed, "you shouldn't be scared, coz u are on scare-tacular". It was pretty freaky...coz everything inside the ploy was so real..haha. Oh well.
GUess what, in malaysia, police is searching for this guy, who was alleged to have worn the Darth Vader suit, and expose his "light sabre" to woman at a bus stop near some factory. Yucks..he is really on the dark side after all huh? It wont' be called revenge of the Sith, but the revenge on the Sick(man). =P
Tmr supposedly is my last day of work, and wednesday i am going to Old changi hospital with my 2 frens to capture some shots before this hospital is demolished. My females colleague Jes told me about her experiences there in the night which iam not going to mention, but anyway i dun believe in ghost and furthermore i am going in the noon. Big deal... Here is where u find some pics of old CGH. Nice shots.
Nick was out in the sun at
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